December 31, 2011

The Italian Job

2003 - 4.2/5

It had been a while since I saw this movie, so everything seemed new to me watching it the second time. The first 20 minutes of this movie truly set the tone for what followed. It had a good pace, and there wasn’t any unnecessary filler. There were some great transitions between shots and pretty good cinematography as well (particularly in Italy). I did like the scene in which the bullets were going through the water (at the beginning) even though I read that that could never actually happen – either way, it looked good. Throughout the entire movie the music pumped the viewer up. It was very well incorporated into whatever was on screen.

This movie already has 2 things going for it in my books: Edward Norton and Mark Walberg. Charlize Theron was a good addition as well as Jason Statham, Seth Green and Mos Def. I find that in heist movies, there’s always a group of people, each with their own specialties. I think each actor/actress fit their character very well and they were all very believable. It was a perfect team and each ‘specialty’ was well thought out. I wouldn’t say that any of the character traits were exaggerated like you’d see in some movies.

I think this movie had it all. A high-speed boat chase through the narrow water canals of Italy, high-speed car chases, and some very cool helicopter scenes. Overall, great acting, a good plot and a good script.

If any movie needs to have a sequel it’s this one! I’ve heard that the sequel is supposed to be The Brazilian Job, but I know I shouldn’t hold my breath.

Oh, by the way, didn’t this movie make you want a Pepsi? Product placement much?

***SPOILER ALERT***
Right off the bat I got a feeling that there was something fishy about Steve…probably had something to do with that mustache. Edward Norton always portrays a villain, which is fine because he always does a good job.

Although I didn’t remember that Charlie (Walberg) and Bridger (Sutherland) cracked the safe underwater, I didn’t believe that the safe fell into the boat without damaging it.

One thing that I didn’t really get was that it seemed as if Steve ended up with the whole $35 million. The group ended up stealing back $27 million; so $7 million was gone. My issue (if you can call it that) is: wouldn't Steve have had to pay the people that helped him steal the money? I'm sure they got a cut, but wouldn't they have known what it was, and more importantly, how much it was worth? Clearly Steve had spent some of the money himself. I guess it wasn't mentioned how it was split between Steve and his crew, but obviously a good chunk of it needed to remain in Steve's possession in order for it to be worth it for Charlie's team to steal it back - although it was never about the money.

December 25, 2011

Bad Santa

2003 – 3.6/5

FINALLY, a Christmas movie for adults! The movie starts out with Willie (Billy Bob Thorton) narrating how shitty his life has been up until this point. From this point on, hilarity ensues.

He’s a run-down guy who has nothing going for him 11 months out of the year; however, when December rolls around, that’s his time to shine (well, I’m using the word ‘shine’ very loosely here). Willie is the Santa Clause at a mall and Marcus (Tony Cox) is his Elf. Nothing unusual here – except the fact that they steal money by breaking into safes on Christmas Eve.

This movie is about a sex-craved Santa who is rude, drinks, smokes, swears, pisses himself, breaks into house, and steals. And who better to play a drunken slob, but Billy Bob Thorton. His portrayal as this character was spot on. I read on IMDB that 3 other people were considered for this role, but had to turn it down due to other commitments. I’m glad they did because Thorton did an amazing job with this role.

Oh the Kid, the Kid, the Kid! We don’t even get to know his name until just after an hour; and even when we find out his name is Thurman Merman, he’s still referred to as ‘The Kid’. He is naïve and adorable! It’s rare when young kids are actually really good, so props to Brett Kelly for pulling it off! It’s also pretty cool that he’s a Canuck too!

The plot was original, and like I said earlier, it is nice to watch a Christmas movie that isn’t rated G or PG. The acting was really good and the screenplay was well written too.