Bad Santa 2

2016 - 2.6/5

If you saw the first and liked the first one, this one follows suit. When the first one came out, I absolutely loved it. Personally I thought it was done pretty dam well, but what made me like it more was that someone finally decided to make a Christmas movie for adults… without all the sappy shit. Willy was and still is an offensive, foul mouthed alcoholic.

Fast forward 13 years and they’ve decided there should be a sequel. The plot wasn’t as bad as it could have been. It was well thought out. The main downfall I would say were the characters (mainly the people running the charity and the creeper security guard. Otherwise, Wille and Marcus haven’t skipped a beat, and Kathy Bates as Willies mom fit very well into that roll. The script was the same as you’d expect from the first one. It had a lot of funny one-liners that worked very well in the moment, but I found that none were super-laugh-out-loud-funny. And OH. MY. GOD. did I ever LOVE Therman Murman. Throughout the entire movie, I kept thinking it had to be the exact same kid they had 13 years ago, and lo and behold, IT IS! I loved this kid. I have no idea why, but I don’t remember loving him this much in the first movie. There’s something about this kid that just brought a smile to my face every time I saw him on screen.

Some random points I want to mention:
-Willie’s mom calling him “Shit-stick” got old really fast. They should have thought of something else.
-I really enjoyed the soundtrack.

Overall, if you take this movie for what it is supposed to be, I think you’ll enjoy it.


***SPOILER ALERT***
Thought I’d add some of my favourite lines:

Thurman Merman: I'm 21, officially a man.
Willie: You're 21 already? That's creepy.
Thurman Merman: Are you still gonna pop my cherry?
Willie: What? Fuck, no! I said I'd get it done, by somebody else.

Willie: Spare some change. Think about somebody besides your fucking self.

Willie: I trust her about as far as I can throw you... And I trust you about as far as I can throw her.

Female security guard: Okay, yes, it is because of your height.

Sunny: I don’t speak politically correct, so if you have a problem with that, take it up with the Lollipop Guild.

Therman: I know you’re not THE Santa but you’re still MY Santa.

Manchester By the Sea

2016 - 3.2/5

I have been waiting to see this movie since September, and I was surprised to see that only one theatre in the Lower Mainland had showtimes. I honestly thought this movie was more well known. Taking that into consideration, I’ll add a quick blerb as to what it’s about:

After the death of his older brother Joe, Lee Chandler (Casey Affleck) reluctantly goes back to the small town he is from and is told that Joe wanted him to be the legal guardian of his teenage son Patrick. While there, he is forced to deal with the past that separated him from his wife and the community where he was born and raised.

Casey Affleck did an amazing job as Lee Chandler! Even though we don’t know exactly what happened, the pain beneath his eyes is ever so present. Whatever it was left Lee with a grim outlook on life. As a viewer, you could feel the anguish he’s going through. The great thing about this movie is that during the flashbacks, you see Lee as a content guy. He has a good outlook on life, but in present day, it’s a complete 180; he doesn’t even care to interact with people the slightest.

The chemistry that Casey Affleck and Lucas Hedges as actors reflected perfectly to their characters Lee and Patrick. They worked off one another, and they genuinely seemed like they were family. The bond between the two was established in the flashbacks with Lee, Joe and Patrick on the boat, so you buy the relationship they have. The part in which Lee asked Patrick if he wanted to see his dad and he replies “let’s just go” and Lee starts to drive off, while Patrick opens the door to get out seemed like a situation that could happen to anyone. They seemed at ease with one another as actors, so it made it work really well.

I really liked the comedy that was sprinkled throughout this movie. The timing was spot on and it cut through some of the drama with such ease that it never felt out of place. Any comedic relief was worked into the movie so well.

How this movie was pieced together was done flawlessly. The flashbacks were never abrupt, it never felt as if you hit a wall when it would switch back and forth between past and present. The transitions were done very smoothly.

The moment I walked out of the theater, the ending rubbed me the wrong way. However, I felt as if I needed to sit on it for a bit before I rushed into a review. The things I liked about the movie: very well acted, very well put together, looked really good, outweighed how it ended, and now I’m at a point in which I do think how it ended worked. I am not one of those people who think that every movie should have a happy ending, but now that it’s been almost one week since I’ve seen it and I’ve let it soak in, I’m content with the ending.


***SPOILER ALERT***
My heart just sank when Lee grabbed the cops gun and tried to kill himself after he was interviewed by the police the night of the fire.

I would have liked to know more about why Lee hated Patrick’s mother. Either they should have added more to the story, or they should have left it out all together.

The parts with Patrick’s girlfriend that was in the band weren’t that great and I felt as if it would have been better if they were left out. Patrick getting Lee to go in to “talk” was the only part of the movie in which I felt they really tried to shoehorn something in.

Moana

2016 - 3.7/5

As with all Disney movies, I will start with the short, Inner Workings. I loved it. It was such a neat way to portray what we usually see on the outside. In a way, it was an extension of Inside Out.

Loved the animation, it was truly beautiful. The water, the sand, the colours!

Throughout the movie I felt as if some bits and pieces were taken from other Disney classics: The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Pocahontas, Mulan and others I’m currently forgetting.

Moana and Maui weren’t just the main characters, they were pretty much the only characters. Yes, the movie did have secondary characters, but none of which that had their own storylines/side things going on. This was great because it kept the focus on Moana and Maui. So few movies can actually do that and keep it entertaining, and this one managed to do so. The girl who did Moana’s voice did a good job. When she sang though, if that was her voice, wow. The Rock (I’ve always found it hard to say Dwayne Johnson; he will always be The Rock to me) was an incredibly charismatic character. He was the perfect fit for this voice over roll because he has an authoritative voice, but at the same time, it’s charming. I absolutely loved how his tattoo was it’s own character in a way and it would literally hold him back.

I really liked that there wasn’t too much singing in this one, it was kept to a minimum and what was sung was really good and catchy. My favourite musical was when Moana first meets Maui. I loved the 2D animation that was added and The Rock can sing well!

Two things that I actually didn’t notice, but friends pointed them out to me:
1. That the body shape of the characters in this one seem more “realistic”, in the sense that the characters were not skinny twigs. I understand that this detail could rub people the wrong way considering Moana is from the “South Pacific”. Having seen the movie, I will say that although Moana’s face, arms, and legs weren’t tiny, her waist was.
2. That there was no love story. Not sure how that one flew over my head, but maybe because I hate when movies do that when it isn’t needed so because I didn’t think it needed one, and it didn’t have one, I didn’t catch it.

And if you haven’t seen it yet, I’d say that you should watch until the end credits.

“I am Moeshaaaa” –LE/AK (sorry, I had to add that in here; inside joke).

Rounders

1998 - _/5

review pending

Tallulah

2016 - 0.2/5

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